I consider myself an entertaining person. If you have qualms about this, you can see me on the field of honor. I'll be there between 8 and noon most weekdays, however, If I am absent, you can contact my people and an appointment will be set up. Simple courtesy demands that you pay me for the opportunity to see me on the field of honor. Such priviledges will run you about five hundred dollars. I am sorry but securing a duel can be expensive business.
If you want to, friend away! I've no compunctions about accepting a friending.